PANIC AT THE DISCO
NINE IN THE AFTERNOON
BLUE MAN GROUP
ALBERT HAMMOND, JR.
BACK TO THE 101
So E3 is pretty much over - there are probably some parties or whatever, but I’m not there so fuck it. Here are the 8 Best Things From E3, In My Damn Opinion
08. The New Kinect
While I don’t want/like the Xbox One, the new Kinect is damn impressive. The level of fidelity is absurd.
07. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Not crazy about the name, but I’m glad to see a sequel. The first one was awesome, so I’m pretty stoked about this.
06. The Order: 1886
Cryptozoology + Steampunk? I’m in.
05. Batman: Arkham Origins / Watch Dogs
Shut up I can have two in one I want them both so let me have them.
04. Super Mario 3D World
Know what? I loved this. I’m gonna get a Wii U sometime soon. Nintendo have won me back. Also, kitty cats.
03. Infamous: Second Son
Holy shit. I want it now. Everything look improved. EVERYTHING. And I adored the first two games. That’s saying something.
02. New Smash Bros. Characters
Last week’s list scores a victory! Mega Man has joined the roster, as well as the Villager from Animal Crossing and the Female Trainer from Wii Fit. I’m honestly thrilled with all of these, because they show Nintendo is thinking outside of the box. Fantastic. Let’s get more!
01. PS4 price
Hands down the best news. $399 for a next-gen console that’s going to be loaded with features. I can’t fucking wait.